Orange is the New Black + Inmates

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  • hydra agent: OKAY IDEA WE WON'T CUT OR WASH HIS HAIR FOR FIFTY YEARS BUT WE'LL GIVE HIM REALLY HEAVY SMUDGED EYELINER AND THIS REALLY SICK LITTLE FINGERLESS GLOVE THING ON HIS METAL ARM
  • hydra agent 2: OH MAN THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKIN RAD LET'S DO IT HE'S GONNA LOOK SO BADASS

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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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"Gaming today is so life-like. It’s hard to distinguish what is reality and what isn’t."

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intentionally surrounding myself with people who dislike me is what i do best B)

im really mad because i hate the whole world a lot BUT not as much as i hate myself!!!!!

jennajardine:

What do you think love is?

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make me choose: MAGIC or MAC (asked by chylerwest)

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duluozlegend:

what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time

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courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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myvariousladyboners:

Best Dressed of 2013

Scarlett Johansson in Versace | ‘Under the Skin’ Premiere | Venice Film Festival 

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